50 Ways to Leave Your Neuroses
by
[Parody: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover – P Simon]
The problem is all inside your head Al said to me,
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free,
There must be fifty ways to leave your neuroses.
Al said it really is my habit to dispute
Furthermore I hope my sarcasm will be elegantly construed
And I’ll repeat myself and I surely will be crude,
There must be fifty ways to leave your neuroses.
You just take a new view, Drew
Let go of your blame, Jane
Just give up on your grief, Keith
And get your mind free.
Oh you hop on my stage, Paige
We need to dispuuute’ much
Just drop off your fear, dear
And get your Life free.
Al said it amuses me so to see you in such pain
I know there’s something I can do to make you smile again
I said I’d appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways
Al said why don’t we both just dispute on it tonight
And I believe that in the morning you’ll begin to see the light
Then Al made fun of me and I realized he certainly was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your neuroses.